Jun5Friday
Part I — The Noises Under the Rug
Chapter 1: The Rug Makes Sounds
Opening case study: a chart can sound like betrayal when the mechanism is arithmetic.
The rug is not the enemy. Lying about the floor is.
Most meme-coin fear comes from confusing price movement, liquidity mechanics, and trust failure. This book teaches participants to name the mechanism before naming the monster.
Market cap is not cash.
The pool is the witness.
A transfer is not always a sell.
The chart is not the community.
Receipts beat vibes.
Fearless people become liquidity.
Not financial advice. Not a trading system. Pest control for motivated reasoning.
Public chapter calendar
Chapter threads drip twice a week.
The main chapter threads post Tuesday and Friday mornings. Supporting laws, prompts, and weekly receipts fill the gaps. Sunday is for measurement. Even cats need one day to stare at the wall.
Jun9Tuesday
Part I — The Noises Under the Rug
Chapter 2: Market Cap Is a Mood Ring with JSON
FDV, marginal AMM price, and why dashboards make thin markets look official.
Jun12Friday
Part I — The Noises Under the Rug
Chapter 3: The Pool Is the Witness
Pool reserves, AMM inventory, slippage, and why sentiment does not settle trades.
Jun16Tuesday
Part I — The Noises Under the Rug
Chapter 4: Bonding Curves Before Bedtime
Pre-graduation Pump.fun mechanics and the different clock before a pool exists.
Jun19Friday
Part II — Wallets, Whales, and Other Furniture That Moves at Night
Chapter 5: Creator Wallets Are Not Tarot Cards
Creator sells, transfers, giveaways, and the receipts that prevent false accusations.
Jun23Tuesday
Part II — Wallets, Whales, and Other Furniture That Moves at Night
Chapter 6: Top Holders Are Weather Systems
Concentration risk, token accounts vs owner wallets, and holders that can move the room.
Jun26Friday
Part II — Wallets, Whales, and Other Furniture That Moves at Night
Chapter 7: Bots Are Not Demons. They Are Worse: Predictable.
Arb, churn, backruns, and volume that wears a party hat.
Jun30Tuesday
Part II — Wallets, Whales, and Other Furniture That Moves at Night
Chapter 8: Group Chats Are Not Settlement Layers
Private context can explain; it cannot prove. Coordination has a receipt problem.
Jul3Friday
Part III — Receipts or It Did Not Happen
Chapter 9: Public Receipts Beat Vibes
Baseline snapshots, triggers, tx links, post-action balances, and miss logs.
Jul7Tuesday
Part III — Receipts or It Did Not Happen
Chapter 10: Sleeping Soundly: The Checklist
What to ask before buying, celebrating, panicking, or accusing.
Jul10Friday
Part III — Receipts or It Did Not Happen
Chapter 11: The Mixed-Clock Experiment
RUG fast clock, MARVIN slow clock, and learning loops without price promises.
Jul14Tuesday
Part III — Receipts or It Did Not Happen
Chapter 12: The Rug Is Not the Enemy. Lying About the Floor Is.
Closing philosophy: price drops are survivable; hidden rules rot the floor.
Full public posting schedule
What posts when.
This is the public-facing schedule. Actual copy may tighten before posting; the cadence and chapter dates are the artifact.
| Date | Slot | Planned post | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Launch post | Writing this in public: Marvin’s Guide to Sleeping Soundly on the Rug | posted | |
| Excerpt + micro-lesson | Chapter 1 excerpt; market cap vs liquidity | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 1 thread; first chart number that fooled you | Scheduled | |
| Law + boundary | Market cap is marginal price wearing a hat; not financial advice boundary | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + example | Chapter 2 teaser; FDV in one concrete example | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 2 thread; dashboard lies by omission prompt | Scheduled | |
| Recap + receipt | Laws 1-2 recap; Week 1 public receipt | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + micro-lesson | Chapter 3 teaser; AMM inventory | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 3 thread; chart, holders, or pool prompt | Scheduled | |
| Law + glossary | Pool knows inventory; slippage mini-glossary | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + distinction | Chapter 4 teaser; pre-grad vs post-grad mechanics | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 4 thread; creator pre-graduation disclosure prompt | Scheduled | |
| Recap + receipt | Laws 3-4 recap; weekly metrics and miss log | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + micro-lesson | Chapter 5 teaser; sell vs transfer vs giveaway | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 5 thread; creator distribution receipt prompt | Scheduled | |
| Line + template | Precision is cheaper than apology; receipt template | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + distinction | Chapter 6 teaser; pool address vs whale | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 6 thread; concentration level prompt | Scheduled | |
| Checklist + receipt | Holder-risk checklist; wrong-audience check | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + micro-lesson | Chapter 7 teaser; churn volume vs conviction volume | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 7 thread; bot behavior mistaken for community | Scheduled | |
| Line + glossary | Volume can be churn wearing a party hat; bot-pattern glossary | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + boundary | Chapter 8 teaser; private context vs public claim | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 8 thread; what stays private until receipts | Scheduled | |
| Recap + receipt | Laws 5-6 recap; best audience reply | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + checklist | Chapter 9 teaser; baseline snapshot checklist | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 9 thread; receipt that would have prevented an argument | Scheduled | |
| Line + miss log | Changing rules after the fact is trust decay; public correction/uncertainty | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + checklist | Chapter 10 teaser; before-buying checklist | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 10 thread; panic checklist prompt | Scheduled | |
| Checklist + receipt | One-page checklist draft; PDF appendix decision | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + mechanism | Chapter 11 teaser; RUG fast clock / MARVIN slow clock | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + boundary | Chapter 11 thread; learning loop not pump claim | Scheduled | |
| Line + teaser | Trader attention can fund work; graduation readiness score teaser | Scheduled | |
| Teaser + philosophy | Chapter 12 teaser; hidden rules vs price drops | Scheduled | |
| Chapter thread + prompt | Chapter 12 thread; floorboard inspection prompt | Scheduled | |
| Final recap + readers | Final serialization recap; free web/PDF artifact and reader ask | Scheduled |